The Competition Bug: a Mom's Sickness
by Jacey Reynolds
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Ah, the thrill of competition. Men in little shorts
and big shoes dribbling a ball; beautiful women in
flowing gowns vying for that crown; babies in diapers
cutting their first teeth...huh?
We all know that men can be competitive to the point
of being ridiculous, but they've got nothing on us mothers
when it comes to our babies and their development. What
is it in us that makes us wish failure upon even our best
friends' children if it will make our own children look a
little better?
Are you a new mom or a mom with a new baby? Have you found
yourself fighting off these feelings of competitiveness yet?
Don't worry...you will! The first time another mother tells
you about her baby cutting a tooth, sitting up, or magically
forming the shape of the state of Texas on the floor with
his own drool, you'll feel it, too.
This competitive thing is a surprisingly common, though
slightly troubling phenomenon in the mothering community.
It often causes strange and disturbing behavior in otherwise
sane and rational moms. If you've found yourself doing any
of the following, you may be coming down with the dreaded
"competition bug."
* When your neighbor tells you that her little girl just
had her check-up today and is in the 99th percentile for
weight, you are actually jealous. We moms have this weird
tendency to brag about our babies' weight...the fatter
the better!
* When you go to playgroup, the grocery store, or to church,
you spend hours picking out the perfect outfit for your child.
This is because there are bound to be other babies out and
about and you want yours to be the cutest AND best-dressed.
* You're talking to your friend on the phone and she's giving
you the play-by-play as her baby is trying to stand up for the
first time ever. You're secretly wishing he would fail
miserably and fall flat on his padded little bottom. After all,
YOUR baby isn't even crawling yet! Through clenched teeth
you manage to get out an, "Oh, that's so great!"
You politely tell her you have to hang up. You then race
through the house, find your poor, unsuspecting baby, and
spend the next two hours forcing, uh, teaching him to
stand (unsuccessfully).
* If, by some miracle, you DO come across a baby that's cuter
than yours, you can always find something wrong with him/her:
ugly clothes, ugly smell, ugly parents. You get the idea.
* You are able to compliment other people's children, but it
makes your stomach hurt.
If you have experienced any of the above symptoms, do not panic.
This only means that you are a normal, caring parent who loves
her child with an intensity matched only by the noon-day sun in
July. The good news is that babies are completely oblivious to
these unrealistic pressures that we place on them. The bad news
is that the competition bug is a chronic ailment with which we
plague our children for a lifetime. That is, of course, until
the grandchildren come along and we evolve into the only creature
that is more competitive (and annoying) than a doting mom: a
proud grandparent. May the best baby - or grand-baby - win!
Jacey Reynolds is mother of two and author of the popular eBook which teaches a
simple method for helping your baby to sleep through the night.
Her baby sleep program comes with a money back guarantee and
unlimited email support from her! Visit http://www.yourhappybaby.com for info.
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